Thursday, June 18, 2009

#46 Chad Allen

Name: Chad Allen

Prison Term: 1999-01

The Memories:
  • Eerily resembles Wee Man from MTV's Jackass

  • Chad Allen was named in the Mitchell report for having used steroids during his career, although nobody would've suspected it

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

#47 Scott Stahoviak

Name: Scott Stahoviak

Prison Term: 1993, 1995-98

The Memories:

  • Undeserving of being in a Twins uniform, Stahoviak will always be remembered as being dressed in street clothes
  • Stahoviak was last seen teaching gym class somewhere in Illinois

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

#48 Terry Leach

Name: Terry Leach

Prison Term: 1990-91

The Memories:
  • A member of the '91 World Series team, Leach was a side winder pitcher who all young Minnesota kids emulated in backyard baseball games.
  • There are no little known facts about Leach, as he left everything on the field.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

#49 Larry Casian

Name: Larry Casian

Prison Term: 1990-94

The Memories:

  • "Lare", as I always called him, looked like former Twin Lew Ford before Lew Ford looked like Lew Ford.
  • Casian was best known for being the left hander who would come in to face the left handed batter. This role is less appreciated than being on the offensive line in football.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

#50 Rich Garces

Name: Rich Garces

Prison Term: 1990, 1993

The Memories:

  • "Future Star" Garces was given the nickname El Guapo by Red Sox fans. Quite the fat ass, Garces actually proved worthy as as set up man after leaving the Twins.

  • Garces only played in 8 games for the Twins over 2 seasons. His ERA was 0.93 but I'm guessing eating became more of a priority for this burrito banger.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

#51 Jeff Reboulet

Name: Jeff Reboulet

Prison Term: 1992-96

The Memories:
  • Proved to be a valuable mentor to Denny Hocking.
  • Reboulet actually played every single position while with the Twins, except for pitcher. He even convinced Tom Kelly to use him as DH a few times.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

#52 Rusty Kuntz

Name: Rusty Kuntz

Prison Term: 1983

The Memories:

  • Where to start with a name like this? A shoo in for the all-time unfortunate professional sports names.
  • The athletic ability of Kuntz unfortunately couldn't cover up for his flashy porn name. He batted .191 for the Twins during the '83 season.